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How To Talk To Anyone

Table 1. Memorization List #1

1

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.  Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

2

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

3`

Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them how to walk and talk.  The next sixteen? Spent telling them to sit down and shut up

4

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

5

My mother never realized the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

6

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.  They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

7

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

8

Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  "Yes" is the answer.

9

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

10

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.  To steal from many is research.

Table  #1 below has multiple uses.


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